These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
Welcome to my world >:)
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)
(Source: awesomephilia)
loljustcavedandbought50shadesofgrey
i’mahorny60yearoldwomangodhelpme
Why am I wrong for getting mad that you still have pictures of your first/only other serious girlfriend at your parents house? I have asked you to get rid of them and told you that it hurts my feelings that you still have them, but it’s okay because your parents might want them to look back on… promising. After the second fight about it, you said you’d ask your parents if they wanted any, but did it happen? Of course not.
Your mom is still friends with her on Facebook? Four years after you’ve been broken up? It wouldn’t even be that big of a deal, if she wasn’t using that friendship as a gateway to get into our relationship.
And finally, I was talking to your dad and told him I quit drinking Starbucks, and he says, “oh yeah, how long have you worked there now?”. That would be the lovely Ex’s carreer.
If that doesn’t indicate that she has some kind of significance, I don’t know what does.
So when your mom posts a picture of us on her Facebook, and le Ex proceeds to like it, along with comments including your moms “Thanks everyone, he is my heart and soul. They are very happy together which makes me even happier… Jerica is the sweetest <3”, or another talking about how they have seen his grin on her ages ago.
So I bring this up to my dear boyfriend, and he comes at me saying that I’ve let her get to me, and she accomplished what she was trying to do. Why on Earth would my boyfriend agree with me, say she’s a bitch, and leave it at that? Why wouldn’t he acknowledge that my feelings have been hurt? Because that would entail that he’s nice. We’re still having some issues with his level of niceness, clearly.
(Source: ensamindivid)
Heyyy, any tattoo place really, just make sure it’s whatever gauge you get pierced and a flat back
TFM (Total Freshman Move)
My knees after my first night out in Orlando… Dear God you poor freshmen, stay away from the stripper poles, they are seriously difficult to disembark… especially piss ass drunk
He was so wittle, he’s a fat hoog now >:)
(Source: carp3noctem)
Moving in with my boyfriend in a month… so excited because I’m never going to have to wear clothes :’)
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
